The German Language

As far as languages,

German induces extreme levels of anguish

Under the assault of gutteral grunts and groans, the listener is left to languish,

So disgusting are it’s sounds that the speakers are resorting to Denglish,

Although it is no where near the beauty of the melodies produced when speaking Spanglish.

And remotely removed from the international language of English,

Since on a global scale the wanton German tongue is wingless,

Even compared to French the Deutsche sprache sings less,

To the majority of the world it holds not even a sliver of interest.

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